FRICTION COMICS PRESENTS:
Written by Jason Jonker
Drawn by Jeff VandenBerg
We know something you don't...
Yep, that's right, your cheese isn't very popular.
Do they? In national recognition tests our brand was ten times more famous than your unadvertised brand.
WHO CARES?! Ours has this famous label on it and people don't care if it tastes lousy, costs more, or gives them cancer! They see that label and they buy the crap over yours, hands down, pal.
But it can be, all you have to do is give control of your production over to us, and we'll put onr of our labels on you cheese. It means a significant loss of autonomy for you and your family, but hey, that label is pretty cool, ain't it?
Remember, if it doesn't have our label on it, it just means someone else packaged it!